Thursday, June 5, 2008

Cheese and Knuckles Primer

Yesterday I coined what I deem as the new phrase of the oughts:*

Cheese and Knuckles.(tm)(2008)




I've already put this phrase into use for testing purposes and it's been accepted with open arms by the masses. In particular, a few masses that I know of named Bruce, Glenn, and Matt. These are masses of human flesh that I call friends.

It's now being rolled out into common usage as of this moment.

So how might one use this phrase? I'm glad you asked. I have crafted a few examples of its use for you to study.

Here is your Cheese and Knuckles Primer.

Example 1:
Bob: Boy that was a tough game.. the Redwings were really evenly matched!

Jack: I'll say. They really had to cheese and knuckle it all the way to the final buzzer!


Example 2:
Boss: So, did everyone understand what Roy said in yesterday's presentation?

Jack: Sure, but it was just a lot of cheese and knuckles as far as I am concerned

Example 3:
Sam: We have to get this done! Jack is everything set on your end? Can you handle it?

Jack: You bring the cheese, I'll supply the knuckles!


Example 4:
Stoner: This weed is great

Jack: It's the cheesy knuckles, dude!

Feel free to use this, I plan to have Stephen Colbert get this put into the national lexicon as soon as possible. Be the first on your block to cheese and knuckle your way into coolness.

-Jack Francis

*("the oughts" are the years between 2000 and 2009, also referred to as "the zilches," "the zippidies," or "the null-o-s").